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  • Grunt

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    Let's hear your funny jokes about Democrats.

    Here's one:

    A democrat, Walmart, and a blind person.


    A democrat goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

    The democrat doesn't know which one to get so they just grab one and go over to the register.

    There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.

    The democrat says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"


    He says, " I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."

    The democrat didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

    He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".

    The democrat says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."

    He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the democrat breaks wind big-time.

    At first the democrat is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was the democrat...being blind he wouldn't know that the democrat was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

    The democrat says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

    He says, "Yes, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
     

    Mark 1911

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    actaeon277

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    Well, here's one for the Dems
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fv5I2rmtuU[/ame]


    And here's one for the Repubs
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_AgoX_jam8[/ame]
     

    Mad Macs

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    This always cracks me up.. "GOP is failing" :rolleyes:

    Each party is "failing" after losing a big election. If you remember, Democrats were "scraping the bottom of the barrel" back in 2000, then again in 2004.

    The world is changing, racist bigots aren't in fashion anymore.

    Democrats are far from perfect themselves don't get me wrong, but the level of stupid bigotry in this forum is astounding at times.

    It's a free country so it's your right, however it's also my right to make fun of you.
     

    Grunt

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    The world is changing, racist bigots aren't in fashion anymore.

    Democrats are far from perfect themselves don't get me wrong, but the level of stupid bigotry in this forum is astounding at times.

    It's a free country so it's your right, however it's also my right to make fun of you.

    Comrade, if one rejects the Marxist, Leninist, communist, statist, socialist idealologies does that make one a racist bigot?

    Remember what Article 71 states in the communist constitution. If you fail to abide by it, I'm afraid I'll have to report you to the party politic.

    Dosvidanya comrade.
     

    findingZzero

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    Comrade, if one rejects the Marxist, Leninist, communist, statist, socialist idealologies does that make one a racist bigot?

    Remember what Article 71 states in the communist constitution. If you fail to abide by it, I'm afraid I'll have to report you to the party politic.

    Dosvidanya comrade.

    Dude, the cold war is over. Now it's OC vs. CC :D
     

    Trooper

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    Gee, and people wonder why the GOP is failing.....

    It does not matter. Next year the democrats destroy the republican party, the libertarian party and all opposition. One party rule.

    Plus they are using Obama's OFA campaign group as a top down ran, grassroots organization. This means that your neighbors, your co-workers, will have data on you, how you vote and just about everything else. If you are a questionable person, expect to be "talked too". Then those who are deemed dangerous will be taken away to mental health facilities.

    Obama's top-down grassroots army - Reid J. Epstein - POLITICO.com
    Democrats tap Obama donor network for OFA, Senate races - Tarini Parti - POLITICO.com
     
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