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  1. #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoughMade View Post
    Let's be clear...I'm talking about reasons, not justifications for divorce.

    I say- embrace the crazy....literally and figuratively.
    I'm with ya. My wife is now 55. a good 10+ years into the new crazy
    They shouldn't just drop a hellfire missile on your cafť experience...Rand Paul

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    After 40 years with the wife, I've seen at least 50 Shades of Crazy. I'd trade her in for a newer model, but the crazy you know may be safer than what you'd trade into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoughMade View Post
    I don't know about what her beliefs are down deep inside....what I do know is that all women get crazier between about 43 and 63. Some to a greater extent, some to a lesser extent. These are the same ages when men are simultaneously calming down from raging combativeness...but getting crotchety and surly as all get out.
    Yes. My wife says I have grumpy old man syndrome. But since Iíve calmed down from raging combativeness, I feel less like talking about crazy old bat syndrome.




    Disclaimer: of course Iím kidding.
    -spreading the word to end the r-word is retarded
    -activism is retarded because, what if youíre full of ****?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoughMade View Post
    It's a different kind of crazy. It involves irrational fears, mood swings that make the 30s look like stability, overuse of both the furnace and A/C, sharing nonsense memes about how much she loves her children/grandchildren, and frequent pumpkin spice benders.
    Dual climate controls in vehicle were invented by men with menopausal wives.
    -spreading the word to end the r-word is retarded
    -activism is retarded because, what if youíre full of ****?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamil View Post
    Dual climate controls in vehicle were invented by men with menopausal wives.
    ....so were taxicabs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nehemiah View Post
    "Don't be afraid of the enemy! Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes!" - Jerusalem 445 BC
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus View Post
    "If you don't have a gun, sell your coat and buy one." - Jerusalem April 14th, 30 AD - Thursday, 11:38pm IST
    Quote Originally Posted by Fenway View Post
    INGO SUCKS.....

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    Theyre all crazy
    Some have more money and or bigger b**bs than others.
    If the funbags aint fun no mo......find a new ho
    But be smart about it,......lease and never buy.
    Esp redheads

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