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    Le mot juste 2A_Tom's Avatar

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    Hough spends a lot of time with women that have been horribly disfigured by doctors.

    It depends on what you are used to.




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    Quote Originally Posted by HoughMade View Post
    That's not fair. She's actually very pretty.
    😳

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    Okay. Now imagine she was in a porno. You know you’d be like “I’d hit that.”
    -spreading the word to end the r-word is retarded
    -activism is retarded because, what if you’re full of ****?
    I'm certainly willing to talk about you if I can't talk to you. (teal is the citation)

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    You know what I like best about most people? Their dogs.

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    Cogito, ergo porto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamil View Post
    Okay. Now imagine she was in a porno. You know you’d be like “I’d hit that.”
    Not even with your d**k, as a "two-bagger", drunker than a f***in monkey, after 20 years celibate.

    ETA: I'd sooner delete the porno.... Seeing that would ruin it for me.

    I don't mean any of this to insult any INGO member... To my knowledge, no member of "the squad" is an INGO member.

    That is all.

    Blessings,
    Bill
    Last edited by Bill of Rights; 09-13-2019 at 10:10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill of Rights View Post
    Not even with your d**k, as a "two-bagger", drunker than a f***in monkey, after 20 years celibate.
    Yes, that sums it up very well.

  8. #5478
    Cogito, ergo porto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonobaddog View Post
    Yes, that sums it up very well.
    An adage I learned from Scutter the Wise: "Never stick your **** in crazy.", plus the facts that I don't drink alcohol, nor do I find her in the least bit attractive, together will keep me safe.

    I don't know Jamil's habits or preferences, but "Some learn by listening, some learn by watching, and some have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." It is my hope that he and others are the first of those three types.

    Blessings,
    Bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamil View Post
    Okay. Now imagine she was in a porno. You know you’d be like “I’d hit that.”
    No, I wouldn't.



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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino View Post
    No, I wouldn't.
    B-
    Adequate response, but not nearly as colorful and creative is Bill o' Rights.

    California: Generates power by wind, but then shuts off the power when the wind blows.

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