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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinNFluff View Post
    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
    Quote Originally Posted by Leggdpms View Post
    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow8088 View Post
    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
    Quote Originally Posted by JettaKnight View Post
    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phase2 View Post
    B-
    Adequate response, but not nearly as colorful and creative is Bill o' Rights.
    I think my response level was beyond what the subject matter deserves!



    "The people shall have a right to bear arms, for the defense of themselves and the State."
    INDIANA CONSTITUTION
    Article 1 - Bill of Rights - Section 32

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    To prevail you must ACT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2A_Tom View Post
    Hough spends a lot of time with women that have been horribly disfigured by doctors.

    It depends on what you are used to.


    Personally, I'm with Dr. Midnight - she's got that Nerf ball stuck on a toothpick look going on, but I get it, Somali women can be pretty attractive in general.
    Quote Originally Posted by Abraham Lincoln
    Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

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    Some of you need to recalibrate you Hit-O-Meter

    This is a 10


    Attachment 79946

    And in case your meter goes to 11

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    You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you

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    Quote Originally Posted by patience0830 View Post
    Thread killing historian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoughMade View Post
    That's not fair. She's actually very pretty.
    #metoo

    Quote Originally Posted by patience0830 View Post
    Thread killing historian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugI02 View Post
    Some dogs are much luckier than my dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patience0830 View Post
    Thread killing historian.

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