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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpo View Post
    Well, then don't take the oath.

    I wonder if anyone has done that?

    "Mr. Ghuns, do you swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but truth?"

    "No. Go **** a duck."
    A few have tried it over the years. They were all cited for Contempt of Congress. The one that comes to mind first is G. Gordon Liddy. He was jailed for it.
    Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?

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    Trumps poll numbers have gone up 4% since the start of the impeachment hearings.

    Mark Steyn: Sometimes a society becomes too stupid to survive.

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  4. #984
    Grandmaster jamil's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonobaddog View Post
    Butt why?
    I have spoken.
    If youíre woke you dig it.
    My pronouns: **** off

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    Butt maybe...
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    Done, done, and Iím on to the next one...
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  6. #986
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    4 years of butt stuff for America. Sounds about right.
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinNFluff View Post
    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
    Quote Originally Posted by Leggdpms View Post
    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow8088 View Post
    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
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    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

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    Vote Democrat in 2020... bend over America.
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinNFluff View Post
    At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".
    Quote Originally Posted by Leggdpms View Post
    ...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow8088 View Post
    I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.
    Quote Originally Posted by JettaKnight View Post
    And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

  8. #988
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    Didn't the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ mafia say 1 in 5 roles had to be given to non-CIS actors. At 17 candidates, they need 2 more. Harris could come out as willing to bone anyone (Bi) and Castro could come out as a man, or Warren could be believable as a 'Sister of Sappho'
    Who knew liberty would contain so many stems and seeds

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugI02 View Post
    Didn't the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ mafia say 1 in 5 roles had to be given to non-CIS actors. At 17 candidates, they need 2 more. Harris could come out as willing to bone anyone (Bi) and Castro could come out as a man, or Warren could be believable as a 'Sister of Sappho'
    Right, they should lead by example and all get sex change surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugI02 View Post
    Didn't the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ mafia say 1 in 5 roles had to be given to non-CIS actors. At 17 candidates, they need 2 more. Harris could come out as willing to bone anyone (Bi) and Castro could come out as a man, or Warren could be believable as a 'Sister of Sappho'
    Harris does Tulsi or I donít believe it.

    I have spoken.
    If youíre woke you dig it.
    My pronouns: **** off

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