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  1. #1941
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobDaniels View Post
    This reminds me of the time I blocked mom from knocking me upside the head. I wished I had let her knock me upside the head after dad go home...
    Ditto. I was sent to my closet to get a belt. I slipped a magazine or thin book down the back of my pants. That didn't work as expected. When Dad found it, the usual swat on the pants became a clothing free, bare butt whooping. I never did that again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BobDaniels View Post
    This reminds me of the time I blocked mom from knocking me upside the head. I wished I had let her knock me upside the head after dad go home...
    My mom wacked one of my brothers.
    He laughed.
    Later, dad got home.
    My brother didn't laugh that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by actaeon277 View Post
    My mom wacked one of my brothers.
    He laughed.
    Later, dad got home.
    My brother didn't laugh that time.
    Lol been there. Itís as if when we were kids we thought laughing would make mom realize it was pointless and just stop. Nope. Mom got the last laugh, and dad didnít have a sense of humor.
    I find you offensive for finding me offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatin Since 87 View Post
    Lol been there. Itís as if when we were kids we thought laughing would make mom realize it was pointless and just stop. Nope. Mom got the last laugh, and dad didnít have a sense of humor.
    My dad did have a sense of humor. I laughed once when mom whacked my behind. Stood in a corner until he got home from work. She loses her mind explaining what happened. He gathered me up, took me to another room and called me a dumbass before making it right with her.

    Learned a lot that day, from both sides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonobaddog View Post
    The old school definitions for the lower IQ ranges were...
    70-80 borderline deficient
    50-69 moron
    20-49 imbecile
    below 20 idiot

    So calling him a moron is giving him quite a bit of credit.


    incidentally the new scale goes...
    50-69 mild intellectual disability
    35-49 moderate " "
    20-34 severe " "
    below 20 profound " "
    Wait, wait. I clearly recall Bugs Bunny referencing another category, that being the "ultra-maroon". Where does that fit in the scale? Is that AOC or Pelosi-level brainlessness?

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    Sorry, but I'd just have to crash into that... Oops...
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    Quote Originally Posted by semperfi211 View Post
    The Angry Urchin as a decal.
    Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom.

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    Boy, she will sure be date-bait... for dumbasses.

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