Fill a big stock pot with moss covered pond rocks.
Add 4 cleaned and cut up Mergansers (Common or Red Breasted but not Hooded)
Add: 2 cut up carrots, 2 cut up stalks of celery, one cut up yellow union
Cover with water and simmer (covered) for @ 4hrs. Add bay leaf, dill weed, egg noodles and salt to taste.
Cook for 30 mins longer or until noodles are tender.
Remove mergansers, carrots, celery, onion, bay leaf, and noodles and eat rocks.