Johhny Cash and Czickos present:
The Fulcrum Trigger Blues.
Sung to the tune "Folsom Prison Blues".
"Fulcrum Trigger Blues"
I see my friends a’ postin’ in the Czickness thread.
And I ain't held a 1911 since I don't know when,
I'm stuck on fulcrum triggers, and man they just don’t lie.
If John Moses was still kickin’ I know he’d surely cry.
When I was just a baby my mama told me.Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I got myself a GI and thought I’d never switch
Then I drank that Cajun Koolaid, man ain’t life a *****?
Well I’m trying to beat the Czickness, and things are going fine.
I’ll be in the church basement til quarter after nine.
I’m stuck on fulcrum triggers and man they’re just so sweet.
If John Moses was still kickin’, I know I’d be dead meat.
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
But I haven’t got a nickel and I know I never will.
Cuz I spend every dollar on that awesome Cajun swill.
Losey and the T-Dogg and Rusty in a dress.
88 and Tom, my life’s become a mess.
I’m stuck on fulcrum triggers and things are looking grey.
If John Moses was still kickin’ he’d curse Birds Away.
Hat tip to Printcraft for the photo modifications.
The Fulcrum Trigger Blues.
Sung to the tune "Folsom Prison Blues".
"Fulcrum Trigger Blues"
I see my friends a’ postin’ in the Czickness thread.
And I ain't held a 1911 since I don't know when,
I'm stuck on fulcrum triggers, and man they just don’t lie.
If John Moses was still kickin’ I know he’d surely cry.
When I was just a baby my mama told me.Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I got myself a GI and thought I’d never switch
Then I drank that Cajun Koolaid, man ain’t life a *****?
Well I’m trying to beat the Czickness, and things are going fine.
I’ll be in the church basement til quarter after nine.
I’m stuck on fulcrum triggers and man they’re just so sweet.
If John Moses was still kickin’, I know I’d be dead meat.
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
But I haven’t got a nickel and I know I never will.
Cuz I spend every dollar on that awesome Cajun swill.
Losey and the T-Dogg and Rusty in a dress.
88 and Tom, my life’s become a mess.
I’m stuck on fulcrum triggers and things are looking grey.
If John Moses was still kickin’ he’d curse Birds Away.
Hat tip to Printcraft for the photo modifications.
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