Hello, I'm Darth and I'm a gunaholic

[DARTH BLACKY77]

Hello I'm new here. Very excited to gain and share knowledge, with what I've been told, is the best gun forum on the net.

 

[patience0830]

Welcome to INGO, Darth.

Lots of knowledge here. Mostly civil discourse. Live long and prosper.

 

[bmbutch]

Welcome to INGO! Great forum

 

[Ddillard]

Welcome aboard. Enjoy the forum.

 

[chef larry]

Welcome from Hobart.

 

[Usmccookie]

from too close to chiraq

 

[KellyinAvon]

There are other gun forums? Hello from Avon!

 

[JCSR]

Welcome from Santa Claus

 

[Xterminator]

Welcome from Brazil,IN... I too am gunaholic. This site might hurt our addiction, I've bought 2 guns from ingunowners.

 

[STFU]

Hello Darth.

Welcome to INGO!

 

[worddoer]

Hello Darth. From a fellow gunaholic, don't make the same mistake I did.....

Worddoer at a Gunaholic's Anonymous meeting.....


Me: Hello my name is worddoer, and I'm a gunaholic.

Group: Hello worddoer.

Me: It's only been a couple of days since I last touched a gun. It was a Hi-Point.

Group: Audible gasps, people turn in their seats nervously and several look away in shame.

Me: I just couldn't help myself. I kept hearing the other people talk about how they were experimenting with different guns and how fun it was....liberating. I thought that if I was going to experiment, why not just go all the way....no halfway stuff. So I bought a Hi-Point.

Group: An old lady starts to cry softly, a gentleman clears his throat loudly and the moderator starts to say something, but I cut him off.

Me: I even went so far into heathenism that I had the Hi-Point bedazzled and blinged!

Group: Now the old woman is openly weeping, some other old dude to my left starts screaming and tearing up his clothes, to my right someone vomited, and the moderator....he starts screaming for security!

I had to run out of there. As I understand it, and I am banned from this meeting for life. I will wear the scarlet letter of shame for my weakness for the rest of my life.

 

[goldtrigger]

Welcome to INGO!!!!!

 

[Thor]

Capt Malcolm Reynolds says 'Hi'. Trek on.

 

[2in1evtime]

howdy

 

[Nazgul]

Come on in!!

Don

 

[GregD]

 

[The Keymaster]

Welcome to INGO!

 

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