I did the same sort of thing once to a midnight door beater...but it was with a maglight and Ruger P90. Next day we got a door hanger from the local...
I am well taken care of by my employer but all of my crew have very specific skill sets and are hired by name. It cuts down on the interview process...
My last tooth extraction sans hoverboard was a lot more aggressive than that. If they could have pulled it out in one piece and not had to resort to...