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    “Please stand for Our Corporate Anthem” ...

    “Please stand for Our Corporate Anthem”


    Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!
    JONATHAAAAAN!!!!!
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    The Cleveland “Flaming Rivers”?

    The Cleveland “Flaming Rivers”?
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    That song is contrary to the (so-called)...

    That song is contrary to the (so-called) “Separation of Church and State”, as its lyrics mention “God” three times.

    If the NFL wouldn’t let Tim Tebow pray to God, it certainly can’t have anyone...
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    How about: Washington Liars Washington...

    How about:

    Washington Liars
    Washington Thieves
    Washington Crooks
    Washington Phonies
    Washington Hypocrites
    Washington Privilege
  5. She forgot to add “you stupid Limey wanker”.

    She forgot to add “you stupid Limey wanker”.
  6. So, will Kimberly’s knee pads wear out before...

    So, will Kimberly’s knee pads wear out before Kamala’s do??
  7. He chooses “Bull” over “Schiff”, ‘cause his skull...

    He chooses “Bull” over “Schiff”, ‘cause his skull is so full of the latter.
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    An observation on “intellectuals”, from “Atlas...

    An observation on “intellectuals”, from “Atlas Shrugged”, through the voice of Fred Kinnan, the national labor leader who doesn’t seek to evade what is the meaning of total government control of the...
  9. Just wait for the ultra-feminists to start...

    Just wait for the ultra-feminists to start screaming “PATRIARCHY!” because he has an AR-pattern rifle and she only has a compact pistol.
  10. “Committing suicide, to keep from being killed”...

    “Committing suicide, to keep from being killed”
    —Scott Crossfield, referring to the action of attempting to eject from a rocket plane at over Mach 2
  11. I wonder how “Kimberly M. Gardner” will react to...

    I wonder how “Kimberly M. Gardner” will react to a “peaceful” protest in her neighborhood? It wouldn’t be a surprise if she had 24/7 police or private security protection around ​her “private...
  12. A variation on “The Outlaw Josey Wales”: ...

    A variation on “The Outlaw Josey Wales”:

    Fletcher: “You said those men would be peacefully treated!”

    Senator Lane: “They were. They were peacefully fed, and then they were peacefully shot.”
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    The Prez spends plenty of time at various...

    The Prez spends plenty of time at various churches of:

    ”The Ancient and Healthful Exercise of the Golf”

    (to quote from the 1754 charter of the Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers)
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    Their (un)-holiest sacrament is apparently...

    Their (un)-holiest sacrament is apparently Abortion.
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    How about “Militant Atheists”, then?

    How about “Militant Atheists”, then?
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    Until they find out that, once upon a time, a...

    Until they find out that, once upon a time, a Dutch-registered ship or a Dutch sea captain was involved with the slave trade.
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    Jose Cuervo, maybe? They could play Santana’s...

    Jose Cuervo, maybe?
    They could play Santana’s “Tequila” during the celebration.
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    Maybe we need to bring back “Water From Wilbur”...

    Maybe we need to bring back “Water From Wilbur” (Shaw), like it was before the American Dairy Association horned in?

    Nothing wrong with milk—as long as you’re not stupid enough to pour it over...
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    I’d return F1 race distances to 500 km plus 1...

    I’d return F1 race distances to 500 km plus 1 lap; let’s see whether those jewel-box engines can survive for more than 90 minutes on track.
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    If I were “Race Czar” I’d get rid of those two...

    If I were “Race Czar” I’d get rid of those two stinking chicanes on the Mulsanne Straight and reduce maximum engine displacement to prevent Mercedes-Benz cars from trying to become airplanes.
  21. Yooouuuu Raaaanng??

    Yooouuuu Raaaanng??
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    Vote “Blue”, and keep being what Malcolm used to...

    Vote “Blue”, and keep being what Malcolm used to call a “political chump”.
  23. As a retired “aluminist” (30+ years with THE...

    As a retired “aluminist” (30+ years with THE Aluminum Company), I suspect the Antifabas would want to ban aluminum because it is used to make the receivers of Armalite-pattern rifles.
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    In Lincoln’s First Inaugural Address, he advanced...

    In Lincoln’s First Inaugural Address, he advanced the premise that the Constitution was an improvement to—not a repudiation of—“The Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union”, and that the first...
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    “Only the written word is the law, and all...

    “Only the written word is the law, and all persons are entitled to its benefit. “
    Waiting for that reasoning to be applied to the Second Amendment (maybe I will wait a long time).
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    She was still attractive in “Marooned” (1969),...

    She was still attractive in “Marooned” (1969), but probably the least attractive of the three astronauts’ wives (Mariette Hartley was my favorite, but her character’s personality was almost annoying...
  27. Up through 1980, the 500 was officially referred...

    Up through 1980, the 500 was officially referred to as the “500-Mile International Sweepstakes”, but the first CART-USAC split caused the reference to “Sweepstakes” to be dropped for 1981 (since...
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    Right out of the “surrogation” scene in Logan’s...

    Right out of the “surrogation” scene in Logan’s Run, but unfortunately without Jenny Agutter.
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    Fixy

    Fixy
  30. When it comes to fiat money, all fiats are not...

    When it comes to fiat money, all fiats are not created equal.
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