Anyone who has cats, even if only one, but especially more than one, can attest to their continuously conspiring to enslave the human race. There is evidence they are alien spies. I find mine secretly communicating with each other frequently and behaving suspiciously.
The one that goes by the alias Mr. Stripes has been demonstrating recently demanding recognition of past oppression, repression and enslavement without any recognition of their contribution to eliminating bubonic plague and I recently discovered his use of social media to organize fellow felines with Nine Lives Matter. I've recently spotted midnight zooming from room to room, periodic perch stalking from elevated locations and secret coded symbols left in litter box dropping patterns. Then they go out onto the porch making caterwauling noises to call for flash mobs of the other neighborhood felines. I'm certain Nine Lives Matter is closely associate with PETA.
Mr. Stripes was captured raising his paw in solidarity with other felines globally . . .
Are others having to deal with this seditious behavior?
John
The one that goes by the alias Mr. Stripes has been demonstrating recently demanding recognition of past oppression, repression and enslavement without any recognition of their contribution to eliminating bubonic plague and I recently discovered his use of social media to organize fellow felines with Nine Lives Matter. I've recently spotted midnight zooming from room to room, periodic perch stalking from elevated locations and secret coded symbols left in litter box dropping patterns. Then they go out onto the porch making caterwauling noises to call for flash mobs of the other neighborhood felines. I'm certain Nine Lives Matter is closely associate with PETA.
Mr. Stripes was captured raising his paw in solidarity with other felines globally . . .
Are others having to deal with this seditious behavior?
John