funny news story but not...

[booey50]

Just read this and didn't find it on here, you have to laugh at the idea, but not laugh at the idiots who are doing these things!!!

After gory incidents, online 'zombie' talk grows | General Headlines | Comcast

 

[Kmcinnes]

Zombieland was one fine movie I will give them that!

 

[bluewraith]

Zombieland was one fine movie I will give them that!

 

[Donnelly]

What exactly is so funny about this story?

ZOmbie killing = serious business.

 

[littletommy]

It's a funny thing, nobody envisions themselves as being a zombie in a zombie apocalypse. Everyone, me included, imagines that they will be one of the few survivors battling the zombies.

It always makes me laugh.

 

[Kmcinnes]

My wife already has a big rock to stuff in my mouth when I die, so if you see a zombie walking around chewing on a big rock please induce some good head tramma on my butt but please talk sweet to me while your doing it! I'm kinda sensitive.

 

[churchmouse]

Would not want you to get Butt-hurt or anything.

 

[Tactical Dave]

please talk sweet to me while your doing it! I'm kinda sensitive.

Rep for this haha

I hear major Payne is a good motivational speaker for people with sensitivity issues....

 

[Kmcinnes]

One of my favorite quotes from Major Benson Winifred Payne "Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this day forward your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your buts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good". Of course you have read it in his voice lol!

 

[pgw0321321]

One of my favorite quotes from Major Benson Winifred Payne "Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this day forward your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your buts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good". Of course you have read it in his voice lol!

LOL!
I was reading it in his voice, before I got to the last sentence.

 

[easy]

Went to a wedding ths last weekend...part of the bride's vow was
... "to have your back when the zombies attack, and to make sure I double-tap to be safe".

Can't make this stuff up!

 

[Mosinowner]

Mosin bayonet and Mosin to use as spear: Check
Bacon:Check
Hardcore rock music: Check
Over 5000 rounds of 7.62: Check
Assortment of Weapons and ammo: Check
INGO:Check (until the internet goes down)

 

[.45 Dave]

LOL--I wondered what was circled at first--and there's the twinkies!! Could have been a short movie if he just looked!!

BTW--I haven't seen the movie is a while. What was his rationale for not just going to a Hostess outlet? Many towns have them. Heck, we have at least one here in Anderson.

 

[bluewraith]

What was his rationale for not just going to a Hostess outlet? Many towns have them. Heck, we have at least one here in Anderson.

It wouldn't have supported the story line quite as well.

 

[dudley0]

Love this pic. Loaded the movie again and was distraught that it was a fake.