As if reality weren't already strange enough, the New York Times (in the Style section, no less) has taken a semi-serious stab at preparedness...
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/23/style/how-to-survive-the-apocalypse.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/23/style/how-to-survive-the-apocalypse.html