INGO, I'd like to apologize for not apologizing for anything that I should have apologized for. If my apologizing apology isn't accepted, I apologize for the unapologizing apology. I hope we can still be friends. If not, I apologize.
I apologize for having enough balls to not blame anything I post on drinking but if I hurt your feelings with this post please understand that I'm so drunk I can't control my fingers.