What goes "Clop, clop, clop, clop, bang!"?

[Jack Burton]

An Amish father visiting the dude who's been sexting his 12-year-old daughter!

[courtesy of James Taranto]

 

[TheDude]

Why would a 12yr old Amish girl have a cell phone?

 

[gunman41mag]

An Amish father visiting the dude who's been sexting his 12-year-old daughter!

[courtesy of James Taranto]

Amish don't retaliate

 

[redpitbull44]

An Amish father visiting the dude who's been sexting his 12-year-old daughter!

[courtesy of James Taranto]

Fail.

 

[billybob44]

Probably more than prayer needed???

The sexter was Amish--I'm not sure that the 12yr. old girl was??
I'm sure that the Church will have a Prayer Vigil Plus for the adult Amish Sexter..

 

[Armed-N-Ready]

I thought it would be a drive by shooting in Shipshewana.

 

[96firephoenix]

An Amish father visiting the dude who's been sexting his 12-year-old daughter!

[courtesy of James Taranto]

fail post is full of fail.
Amish people;
A) don't believe in vengeance.
B) don't believe in violence.
C) don't believe in cell-phones.
D) all of the above.

Anyone notice the <50 post count of the OP.

 

[85t5mcss]

Need posts?

At first I thought it would b a lame Glock joke.

 

[abnk]

fail post is full of fail.
Amish people;
A) don't believe in vengeance.
B) don't believe in violence.
C) don't believe in cell-phones.
D) all of the above.

Anyone notice the <50 post count of the OP.

I could be mistaken on the source, but I believe Mr. and Mrs. Gungho shared a story quite a while back about a group of Amish who would show up at Albro's and purchase a buttload of tactical firearms. I might be wrong on the source, but the story I remember well.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

I was going to guess, "Cowboy Action Shooter". Like when those really hot barrel racer girls ride around and shoot balloons. MMMMMM Lame'.

 

[badmac183]

I could be mistaken on the source, but I believe Mr. and Mrs. Gungho shared a story quite a while back about a group of Amish who would show up at Albro's and purchase a buttload of tactical firearms. I might be wrong on the source, but the story I remember well.

Tactical meaning impossible to use for target practice and hunting?

 

[jsharmon7]

OP has been around quite a while, just doesn't post much. I don't see what bearing that has on anything. I think it's just a joke that missed...

 

[mrjarrell]

Amish sexting case catches Ind. man soliciting underage girl, cops say - Crimesider - CBS News

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Tactical meaning impossible to use for target practice and hunting?

Or tacticool meaning more awesome than practical. Amish are more focused on being practical and that in itself is truly awesome.

 

[abnk]

Tactical meaning impossible to use for target practice and hunting?

They were buying loads of AKs and ARs. If you have a better term to quickly differentiate between them and bolt actions marketed for the hunting community, I'm all ears.

 

[Hoosierdood]

fail post is full of fail.
Amish people;
A) don't believe in vengeance.
B) don't believe in violence.
C) don't believe in cell-phones.
D) all of the above.

Anyone notice the <50 post count of the OP.

Actually Amish can have cell phones if they are for business purposes.

Funny story - My wife went to a Pampered Chef party (its kitchen and cooking stuff). The Pampered Chef representative was an Amish lady who showed up to the party in her buggy. However, when she came inside the house, she pulled out her laptop computer and proceeded to place orders. Then she handed everyone her business card with her email address and cell phone number.

 

[abnk]

Actually Amish can have cell phones if they are for business purposes.

Funny story - My wife went to a Pampered Chef party (its kitchen and cooking stuff). The Pampered Chef representative was an Amish lady who showed up to the party in her buggy. However, when she came inside the house, she pulled out her laptop computer and proceeded to place orders. Then she handed everyone her business card with her email address and cell phone number.

Funny, I just watched a show on the History Channel where an Amish businessman explained that technology is acceptable when it aids to make a living. Of course, there are different groups of Amish.

 

[lawrra]

On the Amish cell phone subject...my buddy that works construction has seen them hang up their phone and say a quick prayer for using the phone before continuing their work.

 

[Jack Burton]

fail post is full of fail.
Amish people;
A) don't believe in vengeance.
B) don't believe in violence.
C) don't believe in cell-phones.
D) all of the above.

Anyone notice the <50 post count of the OP.

You count posts for a hobby or is it a vocation? Perhaps a calling?

You really don't expect jokes to fulfill every jot and tittle of reality, eh. Must have a humorless life if you do.

BTW... the young Amish man sexting the 12 year old certainly has a belief in cell phones.

 

[Ash]

OP has been around quite a while, just doesn't post much. I don't see what bearing that has on anything. I think it's just a joke that missed...

Agreed. He joined in July of 2008. Yep, he's in a big hurry to get to a post count of 50.

Yes, the joke was lame. But then again, most are.... to somebody.