What do you do that your wife/husband doesn't need to know about?

[mrortega]

I'm sure we all do some things that our mates don't need to know about. One of mine is trimming my finger nails with a pocket knife. This drives my wife nuts. "You'll cut your finger." "Use the clipper." "You don't see me doing that, do you?" (No and I don't see you whizzing behind the garage or spitting into the toilet either. Duh!)

So tonight I figured they needed trimming. I told my wife I was going to check and make sure the basement lights were off. After I got down there I discovered I didn't have a pocket knife. **&@%#!! So I did what any man would do and grabbed a box knife. It did a great job. Honey Buns would sh** if she knew I used that. A knife is bad enough. But coming off wrist surgery three weeks ago all I needed to do was drop it and slit my wrist with the razor blade.

Anyway, what do you do that the significant other just doesn't need to know about?

 

[Benny]

What I do in the shower is no one's business but my own. Quit trying to pry.

 

[88GT]

He reads these forums too. I can't answer.

 

[Mosinguy]

Sometimes...I cuddle with my AK at night..

 

[hoosierdoc]

I gauge my need for exercise on how deep my belly button is. Once I can get an AK casing in there it's treadmill time

 

[NapalmFTW]

See the thread about who I'm sleeping with

 

[Mackey]

If I wouldn't tell my wife something, I certainly wouldn't tell a bunch of strangers on a forum.

 

[mrortega]

If I wouldn't tell my wife something, I certainly wouldn't tell a bunch of strangers on a forum.

You don't do anything to "disobey" your wife?

 

[Tydeeh22]

wheres the humor people? supposed to be a fun place where we can all be friends.. i think.. (i go into the "spare room" and spend a few hours cleaning guns as the girlfriend sleeps.)

 

[mrortega]

He reads these forums too. I can't answer.

No problem. Just PM every member on here except your cuddle dumplin'.

 

[Cemetery-man]

Admire her sisters butt!

 

[MrsGungho]

He reads these forums too. I can't answer.

 

[Stschil]

I have a secret 'second' basement level that keep girls in a pit

 

[Naptown]

her sister.

 

[Buckshot]

Eat GOOD food...

 

[hornadylnl]

Admire her sisters butt!

Sorry, I'd go gay before I'd admire my sister-in-law's butt. I'm surprised all of her exes aren't gay now.

 

[Fletch]

I window-shop on the internet. Obsessively.

 

[Bunnykid68]

everything

 

[Hoosierdood]

I pee in the shower.

 

[mrortega]

I pee in the shower.

While you're taking a shower or just walking past it?