Words or Phrases that you Loathe

[Bert]

"he's been re-elected for another 4 years"

 

[sig40]

"it is what it is"

 

[Sgtusmc]

1. "Know what I mean" and "know what I'm sayin" interspersed between every other word.

As a matter of fact, NO, I don't know what you're sayin' so stop sayin' it.

2. "You're just paranoid"

I'm not paranoid, I'm hyper-vigilant

3. "Tin foil hat"

If you're going to question or mock someone's intellect or mental stability by saying they wear a tin foil hat, at least know what a Faraday cage is. The mentally ill who wear tin foil hats get an A for effort, but FAIL in the execution.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

terror incident

 

[kickbacked]

when people use the abbreviation for shake my head. I cant even bring my self to type it. It seriously annoys me.

 

[Sfrandolph]

We're from the government and we're here to help.

 

[philo]

$h!t-ton
A $h!t-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a ****-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a $h!t-ton.

Not to be confused with ;

$h!tload
A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as ****ton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a $h!tload.

Dude! I just spilled a $h!tload of milk.

In a previous career I worked in the water and waste-water processing treatment and disposal industry. ****load had a legal definition when dealing with the cartage and hauling of sewage sludge. I moved many a ****load in my time.

On a related note, newbies in the business were designated sludge handlers in training with the inevitable acronym **** we made up "official" certificates for them. At one point the industry decided to change the name associated with sewage sludge to Biosolids in an effort to make brown and nasty appear green and pleasant. The retraining effort required that we print new certificates for the Biosolids Instructors Governing Sludge Handlers in Training. BIG****'s .

I hope this is understandable after the software censors it.

Oh, and to get back on topic, the phrase "common sense" is beginning to wear on me.

 

[Cozy439]

Now, that right there is funny - I don't care who you are!

I've always been one of those "reversable-jacket" types: IU basketball and Notre Dame football. I know in my heart of hearts that that is Biblical!

I want one. Where can I get MINE!!!!!

 

[Bartman]

"The heart wants what it wants."

Apparently, it's perfectly justifiable to be a ****heel.

 

[CQB]

"it is what it is"

We all threatened our boss if he didn't stop using that as his reply every time someone got laid off. We did reinstate is for the day when he got laid off.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Common sense anything

 

[MikeDVB]

I especially love when you say that something makes you feel (insert emotion here) and the response you get is "No, it doesn't". Seriously????

No, it really doesn't.

 

[sepe]

I want to curb stomp people that call their parents rents or parental units. There isn't a death painful enough for people that say things like puter. If you've got kids and they say legit every 10 words (saying that's legit because they mean something is good/cool/awesome) you need to chain them to a water heater.

 

[Boonl1776]

"Awesome" (definded as: inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear)

Lightning is awesome, tornados are awesome, an AC-130 gunship's gatling gun is awesome, a volcano eruption is awesome, a nuclear detonation is awesome. An 8 year old kid scoring a soccer goal is nice, but not awesome.

 

[IndyDave1776]

I will join with many others in taking exception to 'common sense' and 'reasonable' being used as prefixes for ideas, actions, and laws which are completely devoid of either quality, but are accepted as such by at minimum a strong plurality of sheep because they are labeled as such, fact notwithstanding.

 

[SmileDocHill]

"I'm not numb yet"

That always results in having to do damage control for the rest of my morning or afternoon to keep from falling behind schedule.

 

[np241or]

REALLY,.. the word really.

 

[Bunnykid68]

"It is probably a white right wing extremist"

 

[Mark33]

I used to have a problem...now it is an ISSUE.

 

[JetGirl]

Awesome post, Boon|1776!