I need a favor near Greenwood

[hoosierdoc]

I am thirsty and came across this.

anyone have an extra juice box straw? It's so frustrating with the juice trapped in the box and my mouth parched. If you don't have a straw I can have, I'm open to hearing other solutions.

 

[jd4320t]

Poke a hole in it and drink.

 

[devil07]

A good and sharp pocket knife. cut the corner off.

 

[planedriver]

Ok I'll Play....

Like Dude****** you ever hear of a beer...... Like, I mean juice bong man?

 

[churchmouse]

I had to go get a juicy from the fridge. Hawaiian Punch.......With a straw.

 

[phylodog]

The Manswer is:

 

[Bowman78]

Ill second take box, throw in trash, go to fridge retrieve even the worst light beer and open and enjoy!!

 

[Gluemanz28]

Go to Walmart and bite the corner off of the juice box. Start at the front of the store and dribble the apple juice all the way to the restrooms in the rear. When you get there the box will be empty so you will have to get a drink out of the water fountain. Once you ahve quenched your thirst, you can go get a chair from the camping section and enjoy the show watching people see the apple juice stream headed to the bathroom.

You're Welcome!

 

[Kentuckyblue]

Go to Walmart and bite the corner off of the juice box. Start at the front of the store and dribble the apple juice all the way to the restrooms in the rear. When you get there the box will be empty so you will have to get a drink out of the water fountain. Once you ahve quenched your thirst, you can go get a chair from the camping section and enjoy the show watching people see the apple juice stream headed to the bathroom.

You're Welcome!

 

[mkgr22]

Got a can of WD40 with the little red tube for fine spraying? There's your straw.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Got a can of WD40 with the little red tube for fine spraying? There's your straw.

Just try to ignore the bitter taste on the first couple sips.

the good news? Your next poop will shoot right out.

 

[Bennettjh]

Just try to ignore the bitter taste on the first couple sips.

the good news? Your next poop will shoot right out.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Shoot a hole thru it with a 22

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I would think a doctor would have access to all manner of implements for piercing and slicing open things to allow drainage of fluids...but what do I know?

 

[hoosierdoc]

We are making progress on solutions, thanks! I'll review them in the morning and come up with a plan then. For tonight I went with fermented grape juice instead of Apple juice.

 

[Tactical Dave]

Tanerite....

 

[Sheepdog Gear]

Be a man and consume it like a sunflower seed. Stick the whole thing in your mouth, chew it open, drink the juice, then spit out the box.

 

[Trigger Time]

Throw that juice box at the first cop car that rolls by. You'll have all te free food and drink you want. And probably have to drink your food through a permanently installed straw for a while too

 

[moosehead]

Option 1
Wrap the box in several layers of paper towel
Place behind wheel of vehicle
Roll over juice box
Wring out paper towel
Enjoy

Option 2
Det cord

 

[snorko]

Go to Walmart and bite the corner off of the juice box. Start at the front of the store and dribble the apple juice all the way to the restrooms in the rear. When you get there the box will be empty so you will have to get a drink out of the water fountain. Once you ahve quenched your thirst, you can go get a chair from the camping section and enjoy the show watching people see the apple juice stream headed to the bathroom.

You're Welcome!

No go. The bathrooms at Walmart are at the front. I recommend a large bore needle and some I.V. tubing.