Coronavirus

[maxwelhse]

And then you woke with a crushing headache, to find her standing over you with a rolling pin, no Sammie.

As long as she didn't destroy a guitar or a rifle stock...

 

[chezuki]

Since there is a national shutdown in France this opera singer is stuck at home (he opera house is closed) in Paris.He decided to sing from his window everyday to offer a free concert to his neighbors.

[video=youtube;cKOt85w3pPg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKOt85w3pPg[/video]

As if being stuck at home wasn’t bad enough...

 

[jsx1043]

Hey, have you guys seen the Coronavirus thread? I swear it was around here somewhere. It was pretty cool, lots of research and links and information flowing around, allowing a lot of people to make informed decisions based on facts and science...

 

[Alpo]

Facts?

You must be new.

 

[nonobaddog]

Facts?

You must be new.

That is a good one. I'd rep you but you don't deserve it.

 

[Trigger Time]

Double is always better. Barrels, cheeseburgers, Ds...

Trade you a 56 oz. for 1 roll of TP, 2 oz. hand sanitizer, and a sock? I’ll throw in half a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich too.

have you considered calling 911?
I hear they like that sort of hijinks.
I saw some people had called them over the toilet paper outage. Why not ice cream?

Wife: "What are you doing now?"

Me: Looking at guitar stands.

Wife: "You have firearms all over the living room and 3 guitars in front of the fireplace. You need another guitar stand?"

Me: I like to be organized. Make me a sammich.

 

[Ballstater98]

Greensburg is about to be nuts!

http://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157457534212917&id=74115287916

 

[MarkC]

Greensburg is about to be nuts!

http://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157457534212917&id=74115287916

Just read their resolution. A lot of "should" and "recommend" language, so nothing binding. Yet. Commissioners asking people to help.

 

[maxwelhse]

Just read their resolution. A lot of "should" and "recommend" language, so nothing binding. Yet. Commissioners asking people to help.

I read that link as the county was now on lockdown.

 

[Vigilant]

I read that link as the county was now on lockdown.

Kinda, in a wishy washy, we were already doing that statewide sort of way, almost.

 

[MarkC]

Kinda, in a wishy washy, we were already doing that statewide sort of way, almost.

So, if we can get the rate down with these wishy washy measures, it is a win, and we can avoid the crushed-under-the-boot measures, like de Blasio (f/k/a Wilhelm) is trying in NY. Just read a tweet from a woman in NYC who cannot wash clothes because laundromats are "nonessential." That is what central planning by our elite "betters" results in.

 

[Sylvain]

As if being stuck at home wasn’t bad enough...

Well it could be worst, could be a bad singer.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

just a little supply shopping

 

[Vigilant]

Well it could be worst, could be Justin Bieber.

Just thought I’d leave that there.

 

[nonobaddog]

Russia has a lot of people but fewer coronavirus cases than any country near its size, fewer than little Luxembourgh. I figure either Russia is not a really hot tourist destination(except for burny) or they just are not testing anybody.



ETA - Or they lie as bad as china does.

 

[BugI02]

We have 17 in our ER. Normal would be 45.

We have seen 123 today. Normal would be 200.

My wife's dental office is closed. My salary will be decimated as I see covid patients.

This has really taught me the value of an emergency fund and to live below your means. This will hopefully teach that lesson to a lot of people

Shouldn't they have learned that lesson in 2008-9?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

I wasn't sure if CNN would be able to fit both Putin and Xi's ***** in their mouth... but they managed to squeeze them in there.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1241390133158518789

Does Russia have coronavirus under control? According to information released by Russian officials, Putin's strategy seems to have worked.

 

[Alpo]

Russia has a lot of people but fewer coronavirus cases than any country near its size, fewer than little Luxembourgh. I figure either Russia is not a really hot tourist destination(except for burny) or they just are not testing anybody.



ETA - Or they lie as bad as china does.

Less than 1/2 our population. Less than 1/4 our density.

But, I don't think we'll get any good data from them OR the Chinese.

 

[Route 45]

Hey, have you guys seen the Coronavirus thread? I swear it was around here somewhere. It was pretty cool, lots of research and links and information flowing around, allowing a lot of people to make informed decisions based on facts and science...

"Facts"

 

[Snapdragon]

I still don't get why toilet paper is such a huge issue. Use a washcloth, a sock, a pair of underwear, a t-shirt, or whatever, and then put it in the wash. We do still have running water.

A young friend of mine who sews posted on Facebook today that she was taking orders for "homemade cloth paper towels". Umm, homemade cloth paper towels are just called towels. Some people don't know how to function without paper towel.