So there I was in Kroger...

[BehindBlueI's]

Yes, we halve no bananas. We halve no bananas today!

Comedy. Gold.

 

[Doug]

So that’s what he called his?…..

You can't really tell from the picture, but in the film "Zardoz," Connery is holding a Webley Automatic Revolver in his right hand.

 

[Hop]

So you're that guy I yelled "you fruitcake" to at Kroger. You replied, "no, banana bread". I replied "you're nuts!". You said, "no nuts in this recipe".

I've never had banana bread without nuts. You've got to be off your meds again.

 

[indyblue]

 

[Nazgul]

And I just read 3 pages of this.......

Don

P.S. - Please do not buy a zucchini .

 

[foszoe]

This probably wouldn't have been a problem at Aldis. There would still have been 15 bar codes to scan.

 

[NHT3]

A very amusing parody of today's, "All about me, it's not my fault" world..
WELL DONE!

 

[Bugzilla]

Yes, yes you are a half a banana short!

 

[vtnewbie]

Hmm, now I want to see some of Behindblueis' investigation reports....

 

[hopper68]

The local grocery stores in BBI's area have heard that he is out of the hospital and ready to continue on his quest to make banana bread. They have issued the following statement.

 

[MrSmitty]

You can't really tell from the picture, but in the film "Zardoz," Connery is holding a Webley Automatic Revolver in his right hand.

I meant his “package” in red…,

 

[Doug]

I meant his “package” in red…,

Gosh...in a gun forum, I expected people to be looking at the revolver, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[MrSmitty]

Gosh...in a gun forum, I expected people to be looking at the revolver, but whatever floats your boat.

I can’t un see it….

 

[Shadow01]

Reminds me of the steak house incident.

 

[Gabriel]

I try to go to Kroger during peak times because it gives me lots of people to talk to, and I love interacting with strangers.

You've already lost me.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

You've already lost me.

So you just get your half a banana delivered?

 

[foszoe]

My recipe calls for 55g of banana. I usually spend 10 min or so cutting and shelling them until I get one that's between 54.5 and 55.4g.

I mean it's not like I am anal or anything.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

My recipe calls for 55g of banana. I usually spend 10 min or so cutting and shelling them until I get one that's between 54.5 and 55.4g.

I mean it's not like I am anal or anything.

You're shelling bananas? You mad cap lad, you.

 

[KG1]

You're shelling bananas? You mad cap lad, you.

IKR. Everyone knows you shuck them.

 

[jamil]

Late to this one to. I’m going with 3 chuckles out of 10. It was really hard to get into the story because everyone knows you can just cut the banana and put the half you don’t want back, and then weigh it yourself at the self check. I do that all the time.