I wear it horizontally by my belt buckle facing my strong hand. If you don't tuck your shirt in it is completely unnoticeable and ultra-handy. I wear it everywhere.
One time the IRS scam people called me. About midnight that night I realized that must be the dude's actual phone maybe, so I left him like 80 (seriously) voicemails while drunk. The next morning when I called back he answered, realized it was me, cursed me, hung up, and blocked my number. Then...
Not true.
Back in 2006, I was staying at my folks' house, when our neighbor's addled two-year-old (he was kept in the house watching Teletubbies 24/7, so that's why he was so mental) somehow escaped and attacked our small English Setter female, waking me up at about 7:00 in the morning with...
Sometimes when I think I want one, I see the prices of a decent one, and then it makes me wanna try one of the fake benchmade clones you see on youtube and whatnot.
I won't poop anywhere but at my house. Not only is pooping in public restrooms gross, but I prefer to poop in the nude for maximum comfort and there was this one time when I first pooped and wiped alone out in public at school when I somehow got crap on the back flap of my older brother's old...
I had one, but ended up losing it. I cut the lanyard off and just kept it on my belt at my belly. It RULED until it just randomly disappeared out of the sheath one day.
The've asked me for it before a few times, and that always seems to be the day I can't find it, but when I say I have no idea where it is, they never say anymore about it. I'm usually really good at getting out of tickets because I usually just tell them through the window as they are walking up...
Cold Steel Kudu - once you release some tension on the spring this thing is boss and under about 6 bucks.
Lansky Responder - nice knife for 15 bucks. Really sturdy and smooth flip. I was surprised when I ordered one just for a cheap xmas gift. I may get one to leave in my car - Robot Check car