Adventures In Baby Sitting

[Bondhead88]

Here's a brilliant idea!

Walk into a bank in the Midwest, where people carry guns, usually more than one but not always, have a duffel bag in front of you look really scruffy, time it you so happen to arrive at the same time the tellers have large amounts of cash on counter tops, (still can't figure that one out) stop in the middle of the bank floor and pause without saying anything.

When the teller asks "Can I help you?" Reply in a very monotone but gruff voice "Actually, I'm not here to make a deposit." start to say "I'm here for.." then start fumbling in your back pack and slowly start to bring out a dark looking object that turns out it's a deposit bag and your here to pick up a lot of change.

By the way when you walk back out of the bank be thankful that the three people who had their hands on the bulge at their sides didn't shoot you and had patience with idiots. The bank tellers all let out a collective sigh and for some reason needed a quick break!

 

[cburnworth]

now that would definately get a rise out of the banks. you might not be allowed in them again.

 

[Scutter01]

As practical jokes go, I'd rate that near the bottom of the list.

 

[Bondhead88]

now that would definately get a rise out of the banks. you might not be allowed in them again.

I was NOT the one who walked in with the bag. I was however one of the ones with his hand by a bulge on his hip.

 

[Bondhead88]

As practical jokes go, I'd rate that near the bottom of the list.

I don't think the guy understood how much danger he put himself in. His elevator looked like it didn't go all the way to the top floor.

I think he may have been a temp or part time employee who had never been at that bank before.

 

[critter592]

YGBSM