Family was out and about and all met at Escapade’s in Muncie for a group outing
Well all grandkids were present (5) and ran into the tubes/tunnels and disappeared.. so I thought, soon they were taunting me to come find them and or catch them..being brave sort I picked a tunnel or tube to cut them off(3 stories of tubes). I ascended my route of a surprise attack to only find so many little ones camped out , some crying for their mommies and some just lost. I managed to pass the herd of tears and sticky fingers only to be caught behind a very uhh large whinny boy who proceeded to fart in my face.. now I’m talking a full blown shart. The kind my horses have after being on fresh green grass. Suddenly the air became very thin and I started seing things straight out of the Beatles yellow submarine movie.
I remember trying to find my way out but no exit seemed close and up was down and down was up and as I drifted in and out of on consciousness I kept hearing my grandkids laughing and I slowly moved towards the sound of their laughter and the light got bright and somehow I was falling and falling.. turns out it was a slide and when I stopped falling there was a small child stepping over me and she said move your in the way.. so I got up limped over and picked my kneecap up and staggered back to our table… good times!
Well all grandkids were present (5) and ran into the tubes/tunnels and disappeared.. so I thought, soon they were taunting me to come find them and or catch them..being brave sort I picked a tunnel or tube to cut them off(3 stories of tubes). I ascended my route of a surprise attack to only find so many little ones camped out , some crying for their mommies and some just lost. I managed to pass the herd of tears and sticky fingers only to be caught behind a very uhh large whinny boy who proceeded to fart in my face.. now I’m talking a full blown shart. The kind my horses have after being on fresh green grass. Suddenly the air became very thin and I started seing things straight out of the Beatles yellow submarine movie.
I remember trying to find my way out but no exit seemed close and up was down and down was up and as I drifted in and out of on consciousness I kept hearing my grandkids laughing and I slowly moved towards the sound of their laughter and the light got bright and somehow I was falling and falling.. turns out it was a slide and when I stopped falling there was a small child stepping over me and she said move your in the way.. so I got up limped over and picked my kneecap up and staggered back to our table… good times!
