Business Card Titles

[spasmo]

I see a lot of business cards. I see some really funny business cards titles. What are some of the funny titles you may have seen or thought of? I have mixed feelings about business cards. I think you should be professional but I also think you shouldn't be stuffy. I'm not sure you can have both on a card though. I'm in the computer field so I've seen many IT related ones.

I'm sure there are other funny ones out there though.

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Pixel Expert
Central Liaison Information Technologist
Senior Wizard
Vice President of Cool
Insert Title Here
Grand Poohbah
Head Muckymuch
Designer & Beard Enthusiast
Bun Warmer
Chief Imagination Officer
Evil Genius
Chief Underpants Officer (I think the CEO of Joe Boxer used that at one point)
Evil Network Overlord (negative connotation so I'm not sure why you'd use it)
Gun Toting Psycho!
Director of First Impressions (the person who answer phones)
Dust bunny commando Officer (custodian)
Vision Clearance Executive (window washer)
Intergalactic Superhero / Webdesigner

 

[Bradsknives]

A local business here in Greenfield that pumps septic tanks has this saying on their business cards and on the back of their pumping trucks...."We are #1 in the #2 business"

 

[Bigum1969]

Magnet.

That's what I think mine should say most times.

 

[badwolf.usmc]

Mine currently say Network/System Engineer, but awhile back i went to a website that gave out a dozen free business cards and I had them put on there Esquire as my title.

 

[E5RANGER375]

the sultan of **** << for a plumber of coarse

 

[revsaxon]

The business cards do I give out say "Systems Administrator", the ones I should give out say "network *****"

 

[IndySSD]

We have a guy at our company who has titled himself "Most Distinguished Engineer" on his corporate Email signature line with all his numbers, etc...

 

[spasmo]

hehehe.. so does he just have a great sense of humor or does he actually believe it?

 

[spasmo]

My 12 year old daughter wants business cards to hand out now that she saw this thread earlier. She needs some kind of a cool title. She's likes to work on arts and crafts type of stuff so I was trying to help her with a title but I just couldn't come up with one that I though kids would find funny as well as adults. There are a lot of titles that are funny that adults would get.

 

[fireball168]

Edit - probably not fit for a 12 year old audience.

 

[E5RANGER375]

My 12 year old daughter wants business cards to hand out now that she saw this thread earlier. She needs some kind of a cool title. She's likes to work on arts and crafts type of stuff so I was trying to help her with a title but I just couldn't come up with one that I though kids would find funny as well as adults. There are a lot of titles that are funny that adults would get.

The Creator of Color

The Monet of Primary

The Originator of Art

The Orator of Canvas

The Maestro of Art

Captain Color wheel

 

[Pami]

I have a friend whose email address was intentionally bofh@ <his company>.com.


Too bad she's not a boy. Director of Farts & Drafts popped into my head. That might get her into trouble with her teachers, though.

 

[japartridge]

I have a friend whose email address was intentionally bofh@ <his company>.com.


Too bad she's not a boy. Director of Farts & Drafts popped into my head. That might get her into trouble with her teachers, though.

for BOFH reference!!!

 

[clt46910]

My 12 year old daughter wants business cards to hand out now that she saw this thread earlier. She needs some kind of a cool title. She's likes to work on arts and crafts type of stuff so I was trying to help her with a title but I just couldn't come up with one that I though kids would find funny as well as adults. There are a lot of titles that are funny that adults would get.

Craft Princess

Queen of Construction Paper

Miss Papier Mache