Calif. man tries to fix hernia with butter knife

[Fenway]

CA
63 year old man
butter knife
hernia



Cops: Man tries to fix hernia with butter knife - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com

 

[Rookie]

He should try a lobotomy with a shotgun.

 

[coolluke]

Sounds like it just wasn't the knife that was sharp enough

 

[Expat]

He should have just been out of his misery. Yet another Darwin Award contestant.

 

[lovemachine]

Probably would have had better luck if the butter knife was Tyler sharp...

 

[ViperJock]

The story was altered. He was trying to get the transmitter out....

 

[Expat]

The story was altered. He was trying to get the transmitter out....

Now that makes sense.

 

[rjstew317]

The story was altered. He was trying to get the transmitter out....

Well that's a blinding flash of the obvious........

 

[NYFelon]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE REPUBLICANS AND THEIR TEA PARTY HOBBITS CONTROL OF THE BUDGET!!!!!

 

[printcraft]

I hope it turns out better for him than my DIY vasectomy kit attempt.

 

[96firephoenix]

"Whether they have insurance or not is not a matter anymore, seeing that he is in the care of the county," Lorenz said. "Because of that, he will get the removal or repair of the hernia at taxpayers' expense."

sounds like a scam to me. Better try to fix my knee on my own so I can get it done free at the county Psych ward.