Carry a large flat head screwdriver...and if asked if it's a weapon tell em it's for fixing all the loose screws in chitown legislature
I'd love to have one of those pens, but the prices are awfully steep. Here's another option from Cold Steel. The tactical maker, or Sharkie, is not as good as the expensive tactical pen, but it an option for use as a blunt force tool.
Cold Steel Pocket Shark : Felt Tip Pen
Here is their code:
American Legal Publishing - Online Library
Look for 8-24-020 Carrying dangerous weapons.
Cliff notes:
- no switch blades
- under 18, no knives over 2"
- NO knives of any sort with blades over 2.5"
Technically, your ESEE is over-length (blade length of 2.75").
I like my $10 Jotter, if I anticipate having to actually write:
In today's day and age, I'm really not writing much though. The shirt pocket/collar admin flashlight (Preon 2) serves the blunt force roll: