COULD THIS BE IT?

[rhino]

Well, I'm sure that there is a finite, non-zero probability that I have reproduced.

Could this be the result?

 

[pudly]

Huh? I thought that was you...

 

[red_zr24x4]

That's the pic that comes up for you in the member directory here on INGO. You mean it's not you???

 

[rhino]

My body is bigger, but the head . . . the face . . .

Well, my hair is a little shorter too.

But otherwise . . . oy!

 

[indiucky]

It looks like a mini version of Maldechia from "Children with Corns on their toes" or whatever the name of that 80's flick was...

 

[Kirk Freeman]

*flips through cards*

*exhaling* Now where is the number for Montgomery County DCS? *continues flipping*

 

[OneBadV8]

Only if he's concealing two 1911s, 6 knives and at least 8 flashlights and a couple spare mags

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Congrats! When are we going out for the traditional balut dinner that is customary in these circumstances?

 

[Mark 1911]

Congrats! When are we going out for the traditional balut dinner that is customary in these circumstances?

MMMMMmmmmmmm. Balut. Yummmm!

 

[WebSnyper]

 

[pudly]

My body is bigger, but the head . . . the face . . .

Well, my hair is a little shorter too.

But otherwise . . . oy!

I was thinking more the evil cackle that it looks like he is having in the picture.

 

[rhino]

I was thinking more the evil cackle that it looks like he is having in the picture.

I do have a thoroughly evil cackle.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I am at a loss for words, and that never happens.

So, before yoga I send out a hearty congratulatory text message via the Intertubes to one rhino about his expanding family, only to discover after yoga that this was all a hoax!

Shocked I am!

You've won this round, rhino. But I'll be back, with a prank so powerful that all of Crawfordsville will be in awe of its power and wit!

 

[rhino]

That was so easy I accomplished my task not only without trying, but without knowing it was happening!

I am that good.