We were at the store, looking at revolvers for her, I was looking at a ruger with a laser hand grip. I was moving the laser on the floor saying this would be great fun with a cat. My fiancee' picks up the gun, looks at it, then aims down the barrel at the floor with the laser. Then the best part, says: here kitty kitty! Now the reason is funny is that she is allergic to cats, can't be around them! The best part is, looking at her you would never think she would say that! 
