For Lord of the Ring Lovers...with my apologies

[AGarbers]

People of America, my brothers and sisters,​

I hear in your words the same fear that would take the heart of me. ​

A day may come when the courage of conservatives fails, ​

when we forsake our principles ​

and break all bonds of fellowship, ​

but it is not this day. ​

An hour of corruption and twisted morals, ​

when the age of the Constitution comes crashing down, ​

but it is not this day!​

This day we fight!! ​

By all that you hold dear in this good nation ​

I bid you stand, fellow Americans!!!​

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Remember, the 4th of July is Independence, not Dependence Day​

 

[Phil502]

Nice work Aragorn.

 

[NordicHeathenVinlander]

 

[TopDog]

For Real Lord of the Ring Fans (Jack Black Style):

Warning Prince Albert alert!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrRWw07F7k"]YouTube - Lord of the Rings Parody - Jack Black[/ame]

 

[Garb]

Does this mean I can take Barack Obama's wedding ring and throw it into a volcano?

 

[paddling_man]

So is Michelle actually Gollum or the Lord of the Nazgul?

 

[NordicHeathenVinlander]

So is Michelle actually Gollum or the Lord of the Nazgul?

She looks more like one of those Orcs

She's always had this sinister approach, like Darth Sidius

 

[rjstew317]

"my kielbasa sausage has just got to preform, now get it on!"

 

[AGarbers]

I forgot to mention, this was about voting on Tuesday... And from now on!