Funny story. Well not actually funny, more like sad.
I had a patient the other day, a child. Who said he likes to play video games. I asked what his favorite game was. He didn't know the name of it, but said "the one where you shoot people, and steals cars, and beat people up. You can walk around, too." I won't give you the description of the main character, but I was a bit shocked considering his age. Once I saw his mother though, it all made sense.
There's no background check to be a parent. She probably looked like something from the people of walmart compilation?