Know of any jokes dealing with guns??
My dad told me a version of this old joke years ago ... still love it today.
My dad told me a version of this old joke years ago ... still love it today.
This farmer and his new wife hitched the mule up to the wagon to head into town. The old mule wouldn't budge. The man got down from the wagon, walked around to look the mule right in the eye, jerked his bridle & said "That's one". He got back up on the wagon & with a shake of his head, the mule started away. They came to a railroad track, and the mule stopped & wouldn't cross. The farmer got out, walked around front, looked that mule right in the eye, jerked the bridle hard, and said, "That's two". Got back on, and away they went. Came to a bridge... old mule wouldn't cross. The farmer got out, went around, looked the mule in the eye & said "That's three" - pulled out his Colt 45 & shot that mule right between the eyes. His new wife just freaked. "Now what? We're 5 miles from home, it's getting dark, I ain't walking, the wagon's stuck in the middle of the road..." the farmer looked at her and said
"That's one".
"That's one".
