hoosierdoc
Freed prisoner
So we're cleaning out the toy room, full of stacks of junk. My wife was nestled down in a pile of random stuff sorting it out. The kids are scattered looking for things to donate. I get an evil idea.
I put her phone down recording her and leaned into a corner. "Oh gross, a dead mouse."
"wait?!? Really?"
"Woah, it's NOT dead! (Jumps back)"
wife screams, profanity ensues, knocks stuff over, climbs on a chair
I put her phone down recording her and leaned into a corner. "Oh gross, a dead mouse."
"wait?!? Really?"
"Woah, it's NOT dead! (Jumps back)"
wife screams, profanity ensues, knocks stuff over, climbs on a chair