I left the house naked today!!!

[moresigs]

I have failed my father's teaching and have major issues today! I left without my gun, without my Knife and without my lighter. He always taught me have the gun so you can kill something for protection or food. Have the knife so you can field dress and cut up the dead thing if it is food. Have the lighter to start a fire to cook said dead thing.

Now here is my major issue. My buddy in the next office said there are reports of rabid moose in town. Here i sit with no way to defend myself from this threat! Great it just got worse, he said they are being ridden by zombies!

Does anyone know if a stapler or mechanical pencil are an effective defense for rabid moose riding zombies? If not and we can not contain this situation, and it spreads because I did not heed my fathers wisdom. Please shoot the shuffling stapler carrying zombie in the head out of mercy. No need to search the body, because I forgot all my useful things at home!!! Well, unless you need a mechanical pencil. Right shirt pocket FYI to save you time.

moresigs

 

[clgustaveson]

Hopefully you don't crash in the Canadian wilderness...

 

[The Keymaster]

A mechanical pencil can be just as good as a knife in a self defense situation. Sometimes you just have to use what you have.

 

[youngda9]

I left the house naked today!!!
Pictures or it didn't happen....just kidding, just kidding.

Moose are virtually blind and extrememly dumb from what I've been able to gather by watching hunting shows.

As far as weapons go, I would suggest you start building some weapons now.

 

[CountryBoy19]

I leave the house naked every day I go to work. Unfortunately I work in a place where it's not just against company policy to carry, it is a law that I can't carry.