I warned them and warned them!! and did they listen NOOOO.

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  • Westside

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    After Tyler34 Tried to kill my mail man. https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...155854-tyler34_tried_to_kill_my_mail_man.html This is an abbreviated story of my weekend.

    my family was over for the fourth, well 3rd and 4th, of July cookout. I warned them all that my kitchen knives had just come back from the blade master and that they were razor sharp and to be careful if they used them. We we are now on our second trip to the e.r for stitches as no less than four of my in-laws have cut themselves:rolleyes:. Sorry they won't let me take pictures.

    The good news is they all wanted Tyler34 contact info so they can send their knives:rockwoot:. Tyler you business is going nationwide wide because other than my father in-law they next closest in-law is Kansas City.


    *Edit: in honor if this and in good humor I am starting a Chuck Norris esc. thread about how sharp his edges are. I go first: Tyler's knives are so sharp they don't actually cut anything objects just split in two out of fear.*

    That is all return to your regularly scheduled ingo.:):
     

    Que

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    Tyler, you may want to start including a warning label on your returned items. ;)
     

    Westside

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    Hmm. This makes me nervous now. I've been thinking of having Tyler sharpen my knife...


    Don't worry I forgot to mention that only the ladies cut themselves. The guys all shaved the back of an arm then proceeded to fondle with the rest of my knives. The men then all proceeded with caution and managed to prepare our three of the six meals for the weekend with out a cut. Well at least mention of a cut I did see my dad holding paper towel in his hand with a few red spots on it.
     

    THard6

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    who provided the alcohol?! :D

    After Tyler34 Tried to kill my mail man. https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...155854-tyler34_tried_to_kill_my_mail_man.html This is an abbreviated story of my weekend.

    my family was over for the fourth, well 3rd and 4th, of July cookout. I warned them all that my kitchen knives had just come back from the blade master and that they were razor sharp and to be careful if they used them. We we are now on our second trip to the e.r for stitches as no less than four of my in-laws have cut themselves:rolleyes:. Sorry they won't let me take pictures.

    The good news is they all wanted Tyler34 contact info so they can send their knives:rockwoot:. Tyler you business is going nationwide wide because other than my father in-law they next closest in-law is Kansas City.


    *Edit: in honor if this and in good humor I am starting a Chuck Norris esc. thread about how sharp his edges are. I go first: Tyler's knives are so sharp they don't actually cut anything objects just split in two out of fear.*

    That is all return to your regularly scheduled ingo.:):
     

    tradertator

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    A sharp knife in my opinion, is safer than a dull one. That said, if someone isn't used to having good, sharp cutlery, they might not handle one as safely.
     

    John Galt

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    Tyler's knives are so sharp that if you swing it fast enough you can hear a small thunderclap .....

    His edges have tasted my blood, so I have been christened :rockwoot:
     
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