It's A Bad Friday Night At Walmart

[Magneto]

When you hear over the PA that maintenance is needed in the mens restroom. Guaranteed I didn't use it after that.

 

[MrSmitty]

Better maintenance than "Body bag in mens rooms!"

 

[Scutter01]

Someone forget to double flush?

 

[shooter1054]

Body bags in the mens room????? Everyone knows they're in home furnishings.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

It's always a good idea to touch nothing you absolutely don't have to in there-- whether you hear the announcement or not!

 

[theweakerbrother]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/144723-2_in_public_restrooms.html

 

[thej27]

I was a stockman at Walmart back in high school. You wouldn't believe the stuff so-called adults did in those restrooms. We knew it was adults because other associates would see them go in, come out a few minutes later then we got the complaint from the next customer going in.

I always shuddered when I got the call to go into the restroom. Some people just seem to have aiming problems and I don't mean going number 1. I would try to hold my breath for as long as I could and hold the mop with at the very top on the handle.

One time it looked like someones bowels exploded all over the stall. I walked in saw it, walked right back out, put the Closed sign on the door and told a manager they should bring a professional cleaning service. They checked it out and took my advice.

I also remember little kids always seem to be able to vomit more than their body weight. Why some parents think its a good idea to do their full shopping with obviously sick kids is something I will never understand. Pick up what you need and let that poor child recover at home instead of spending 2 hours at a store.

 

[88GT]

Someone went shopping at Walmart after eating at Ryan's??????

 

[Anonymous]

Let us know when you hear "We need a Geiger Counter in Produce" over the PA.

 

[Colt556]

Only thing worse than a Walmart Mens room is a truck stop restroom. Do those truckers save it up for days before they cut loose?

 

[Andre46996]

Not a good week for Walmart. Somebody called in a bomb threat to the South Bend Wally World.

 

[pute62]

Only thing worse than a Walmart Mens room is a truck stop restroom. Do those truckers save it up for days before they cut loose?

Have you ever ate the buffet at a truck stop and then had to drive 500 miles in 3 hours? It ain't a pretty sight! The best time to use a restroom at a truck stop is NEVER!

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

When you hear over the PA that maintenance is needed in the mens restroom. Guaranteed I didn't use it after that.

as long as you weren't the one using it right before that...