A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people
here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start.
“Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have
seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously.
“Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
“Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Joe Bob raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says: “Son, all the
years I’ve been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed
to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here
and tell us about your experience.”
Joe Bob made his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks:
“So, Joe Bob, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”
Joe Bob replied: “Sheit!! From way back yonder I thought you said “Goats”
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people
here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start.
“Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have
seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously.
“Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
“Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Joe Bob raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says: “Son, all the
years I’ve been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed
to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here
and tell us about your experience.”
Joe Bob made his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks:
“So, Joe Bob, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”
Joe Bob replied: “Sheit!! From way back yonder I thought you said “Goats”
