My Morning.

[IndianaResident]

Let me tell you all about my morning, because I'm angry, and because its kind of a good story.

I'll try to keep it short and just hit the "highlights"
-Motorcycle dies and won't start in a valley where I can't push start it. Has to be jumped by a car eventually.
-Insurance says I owe them money for the coverage I paid for in full....sorted out eventually
-Dog bites my foot on bike and puts hole in my newer leather boots
-Bike falls over (why, I don't know) while I'm corralling said dog
-Clutch lever breaks and left handlebar bent.
-Bike fails to start yet again.
-Motorcycle shop says they can't work on it till later in week, which means I don't get for a few weeks with school.
-....don't get to go to Kokomo gun show.

Actually in person, that's a better story; I can tell it anecdotaly....typed, it just looks bitter.
Which I am.


[edit] I did not, in fact, liberally apply Glock 23 to Jack Russel terrier as I desired to. You win this time, self control.

 

[japartridge]

man, sorry for your crappy morning!

 

[E5RANGER375]

sorry you didnt shoot the dog.

 

[ljadayton]

sorry you didnt shoot the dog.

Wait, was it Carmel?

 

[bat54r]

Go back in your house and lock all the doors, put any weapon on you away and do not try and unload it at this time. Stay away from all sharp objects (knives, machetes, swords, safety pins etc.) Stay on your couch and watch movies of choice and make sure your hands are dry before touching anything that has electricity running to it. Tomorrow when you wake up grab a safety pin and if you don't stab yourself work up to more dangerous items and continue your day and hope the bad luck curse as moved on, if you do stab yourself repeat yesterday after locking doors. Seriously though thats a hell of a bad start to the day, good luck with the rest of it.

 

[JohnP82]

That sucks! Hope your weekend gets better

 

[Andre46996]

I went to bed last night with an itchy butthole....

This morning I woke up and my fingers stank, not a good way to start off your day.

 

[E5RANGER375]

I went to bed last night with an itchy butthole....

This morning I woke up and my fingers stank, not a good way to start off your day.

 

[Cemetery-man]

Buy a moped!

 

[cbseniour]

Go back in your house and lock all the doors, put any weapon on you away and do not try and unload it at this time. Stay away from all sharp objects (knives, machetes, swords, safety pins etc.) Stay on your couch and watch movies of choice and make sure your hands are dry before touching anything that has electricity running to it. Tomorrow when you wake up grab a safety pin and if you don't stab yourself work up to more dangerous items and continue your day and hope the bad luck curse as moved on, if you do stab yourself repeat yesterday after locking doors. Seriously though thats a hell of a bad start to the day, good luck with the rest of it.

Now that is serious good advise.

Second

 

[dfcrane]

Look at the bright side, at least your weekend has to get better now!

 

[MrSmitty]

Let me tell you all about my morning, because I'm angry, and because its kind of a good story.

I'll try to keep it short and just hit the "highlights"
-Motorcycle dies and won't start in a valley where I can't push start it. Has to be jumped by a car eventually.
-Insurance says I owe them money for the coverage I paid for in full....sorted out eventually
-Dog bites my foot on bike and puts hole in my newer leather boots
-Bike falls over (why, I don't know) while I'm corralling said dog
-Clutch lever breaks and left handlebar bent.
-Bike fails to start yet again.
-Motorcycle shop says they can't work on it till later in week, which means I don't get for a few weeks with school.
-....don't get to go to Kokomo gun show.

Actually in person, that's a better story; I can tell it anecdotaly....typed, it just looks bitter.
Which I am.


[edit] I did not, in fact, liberally apply Glock 23 to Jack Russel terrier as I desired to. You win this time, self control.

At least you have a motorcycle!!!.......I don't!(or a Glock 23 for that matter!)

 

[IndyBeerman]

I went to bed last night with an itchy butthole....

This morning I woke up and my fingers stank, not a good way to start off your day.

(*)

Butthurt, it's a part of life, hope you don't pick your nose in your sleep also.

 

[Audie Murphy]

Dude sorry to hear that your morning is going of so bad. But it cannot get any worse at least.

 

[MadBomber]

Let me tell you all about my morning, because I'm angry, and because its kind of a good story.

I'll try to keep it short and just hit the "highlights"
-Motorcycle dies and won't start in a valley where I can't push start it. Has to be jumped by a car eventually.
-Insurance says I owe them money for the coverage I paid for in full....sorted out eventually
-Dog bites my foot on bike and puts hole in my newer leather boots
-Bike falls over (why, I don't know) while I'm corralling said dog
-Clutch lever breaks and left handlebar bent.
-Bike fails to start yet again.
-Motorcycle shop says they can't work on it till later in week, which means I don't get for a few weeks with school.
-....don't get to go to Kokomo gun show.

Actually in person, that's a better story; I can tell it anecdotaly....typed, it just looks bitter.
Which I am.


[edit] I did not, in fact, liberally apply Glock 23 to Jack Russel terrier as I desired to. You win this time, self control.

Yeah...so I'm way to lazy to read it all the way thru. I just kind of skimmed your story and picked up on the words "motorcycle" "boot" "insurance" "Glock" "dog"...

So I'm guessing you're some kind of a crazed motorcycle cop that put the boot to a dog today before you shot it with your Glock just for insurance and it died? Meh...I've probably got the gist of your story,right?

 

[IndianaResident]

Well.....I feel a little better:

10/22 Deal - INGunOwners


[edit] Oh hey, look at that, I'm not a plinker anymore.

 

[IndianaResident]

Yeah...so I'm way to lazy to read it all the way thru. I just kind of skimmed your story and picked up on the words "motorcycle" "boot" "insurance" "Glock" "dog"...

So I'm guessing you're some kind of a crazed motorcycle cop that put the boot to a dog today before you shot it with your Glock just for insurance and it died? Meh...I've probably got the gist of your story,right?

Just.....just nailed it. I don't know why I even bothered to type the rest of it.

 

[jd4320t]

I went to bed last night with an itchy butthole....

This morning I woke up and my fingers stank, not a good way to start off your day.