Nightmare before Thanksgiving

[singlesix]

The wife is asleep and there are all these fresh baked pies and cakes cooling off in the kitchen, was threaten with losing a body part if I "sampled". Already got busted for sampling some of the rolls.

 

[MCgrease08]

Man. That stinks.

My wife and kid are already at the in-laws and spending the night. I'm home alone so I made some nice salmon filets, drinking some wine, beer.. watching some movies. Good times.

No pies, but plenty of left over Halloween candy.

 

[Bennettjh]

The wife is asleep and there are all these fresh baked pies and cakes cooling off in the kitchen, was threaten with losing a body part if I "sampled". Already got busted for sampling some of the rolls.

Is the body part necessary?

 

[slowG]

Good question

 

[singlesix]

Maybe not .. I am in my 50s after all ...

 

[hopper68]

Eat the whole thing, wash all related dishes, deny there ever was a pie. It worked for my dad and a friend when they were kids.

 

[singlesix]

Man. That stinks.

My wife and kid are already at the in-laws and spending the night. I'm home alone so I made some nice salmon filets, drinking some wine, beer.. watching some movies. Good times.

No pies, but plenty of left over Halloween candy.

I did pick up a six pack for my BIL, I'm sure he won't care if a few are missing ...

 

[Cameramonkey]

I did pick up a six pack for my BIL, I'm sure he won't care if a few are missing ...

You "dropped the six" on the way to the car and broke a couple.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Need to suggest she make a few extra, that would reduce stress all around. Or does that make too much sense? Maybe she just needs that taste of control once in a while.

 

[Water63]

Blame the dog

 

[singlesix]

Blame the dog

Going to sound like a country song but I had to put my dog down last week.

 

[pudly]

The obvious answer is to invite some INGOers over to eat the pies for you. That way you won't be tempted any more. Win-win.

 

[rhino]

The wife is asleep and there are all these fresh baked pies and cakes cooling off in the kitchen, was threaten with losing a body part if I "sampled". Already got busted for sampling some of the rolls.

Focus on the incredible series of events that led you to have a wife who bakes pies and cakes!

It's better to suffer until tomorrow than to not have fresh baked awesomeness at all!

Finally, what is your address and what time should I be there?

 

[nascarfantoo]

If you can't wait they make some pretty goods ones at the bakery. (But they never seem to have my favorite ... gooseberry pie).

 

[singlesix]

The frenzy starts, everyone is coming over at two and the pies are safe. Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[OakRiver]

Next year have her make one extra

 

[wtfd661]

Blame the dog