My wife knew I wanted one, and she got me a Saiga 12 for Valentines day. I feel guilty, all I got her were some roses. Now to mod out the Saiga and make it into an evil "assault" shotgun.
Wow ...cool wife! ...just don't give her any reasons to modify those flowers into "assault roses!" ...they've got thorns, ya know! Oh, and never get her the "Valentine's Day Cast Iron Skillet!" When they're modified, they qualify to be registered as AOW ...and angry women are exempt from the tax stamp!