An Indiana senior citizen drove his brand new 2011 Corvette
convertible out of the dealership Friday. Taking off down the
road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing
the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
saw a Indiana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle
and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch,
then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding - a
reason I've never before heard - I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago,
my wife ran off with an Indiana State Trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
convertible out of the dealership Friday. Taking off down the
road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing
the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
saw a Indiana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle
and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch,
then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding - a
reason I've never before heard - I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago,
my wife ran off with an Indiana State Trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
