Older women really know how to solve old guy's problems

[Bradsknives]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 18-year-old girl.

Now... I have a $500,000..00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and
a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things".

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

 

[Westside]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Buy her a big house, fill it with furniture, and then leave.

It will be cheaper in the long run.

 

[Knife Lady]

Well it just may be cheaper to keep her.

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

I always tell my hubby that I'm low maintence. If he were married to Bimbo Barbie, he wouldn't have enough money to buy guns!

 

[chocktaw2]

I always tell my hubby that I'm low maintence. If he were married to Bimbo Barbie, he wouldn't have enough money to buy guns!

Brilliant, and true. Smart woman.

 

[HandK]

I'm saving up to send my wife to the Virgin islands for recycling!!

 

[Suprtek]

I call BS. I've met both of you and I could never believe you're old enough to be married that long.

 

[Knife Lady]

I'm saving up to send my wife to the Virgin islands for recycling!!

That might cost a pretty penny.

 

[Benny]

I'm saving up to send my wife to the Virgin islands for recycling!!

I have screen-capped this. I'm going to send you a PO box address and you will have 72 hours to fill it up with small, unmarked bills or that screen-cap will be sent to your wife.

 

[Sylvain]

lol

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I always tell my hubby that I'm low maintence. If he were married to Bimbo Barbie, he wouldn't have enough money to buy guns!

 

[LeeStreet]

Don't ya just hate their logic ?

 

[Bradsknives]

Don't ya just hate their logic ?

That is the whole problem...women are not logical, their mindset is based on emotion.

I'll probably get in trouble for saying that.

 

[HandK]

I have screen-capped this. I'm going to send you a PO box address and you will have 72 hours to fill it up with small, unmarked bills or that screen-cap will be sent to your wife.

Too funny! but she has heard it all before!! and she has a great sense of humor! after all she did marry me!!

 

[Knife Lady]

That is the whole problem...women are not logical, their mindset is based on emotion.

I'll probably get in trouble for saying that.

is this emotional enough for ya?

 

[gunman41mag]

I'm glad my wife don't know about guns, if we get divorced I'll take all my rare guns to mom's house & buy raven, rg, bryco, jimenez, davis & tell her those are the guns i've collected