Remove all light bulbs including oven, fridge and freezer.
Remove lint trap from dryer.
Steal all batteries.
Clip off the hooks on all the bras.
I'm stall 14 "anoyatrons" and lable them 1 of 15, 2 of 15 etc.
Remove two prongs from all forks.
Take a bite out of all the bars of soap.
Put nair in the shampoo.
Smoke a big fat cigar and on ever exhale I'll blow the smoke through their furnace filter.
Pour clothing dye into the water tank of the toilets.
Short sheet the beds.
Butter the kitchen floor.
Slightly raise a nail in the stairs so it will snag their socks.
Remove shower heads.
Set all the clocks to different times.
Cut one sleeve off anything with long sleeves.
Remove all shoe laces.
Just to name a few.
