SHTF Urban Survival Assault Vest

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[ljadayton]

 

[OZZY.40]

Finally somebody made the vest Ive spent months looking for.

 

[ljadayton]

Finally somebody made the vest Ive spent months looking for.

I could've made that for ya, easy. I have those skills

 

[misconfig]

Finally somebody made the vest Ive spent months looking for.

Yea I make them, they cost $350USD and $20 per "tacticool refill pak".

Let me know and I can ship out TODAY!

 

[ViperJock]

Does it come in urban cammo? I don't think OD green is the best color for an urban assault vest. Also, I would like to see some sort of hydration system on the vest. Maybe a Caprisun holder or sorts.

 

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Does it come in urban cammo? I don't think OD green is the best color for an urban assault vest. Also, I would like to see some sort of hydration system on the vest. Maybe a Caprisun holder or sorts.

I can sell you a camelback full of any flavor capri sun for $99 refills are $20.

 

[ljadayton]

I can sell you a camelback full of any flavor capri sun for $99 refills are $20.

no Gator Aid? Kool Aid?

 

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no Gator Aid? Kool Aid?

Specialty drinks that require mixing like kool-aid has a $20 "fill charge".

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I'd skip drinks as part of the vest and go with the beer hardhat. Saves space for more little debbie in the molle.

 

[Woodsman]

What?

No Twinkie speed loader? I bet he has those cherry pies laced with magnesium or something. That sneaky guy.

 

[warangelcometh]

Someone please stuff a twinkie in his mouth and shut him up! That sort of vest would only lure the Zombies anyway. DUH!

 

[ljadayton]

Someone please stuff a twinkie in his mouth and shut him up! That sort of vest would only lure the Zombies anyway. DUH!

He appears to have NO problem inserting twinkies himself..Maybe THAT's the real appeal of the vest. Zombie decoy right there. Send him one direction, like on a "recon" while the rest of the party goes a different direction?