Due to the great reception of my previous "I like wood stocks and I cannot lie" , I thought I'd post today's creation "Tactical Boyz" , from the as not as well known "Cake boy" rap song. This is all in fun, no offence meant to ANYONE, just bustin rhymes 
They got high dollar ARs, black and smooth
Tactical boyz from a funny school
My stocks got grain that’s wavy
Their’s are plastic and they call ME crazy
They got full length quad rails on
Straight tactical to the bone
They’ll kill you dead like your mother would
Tactical boyz, up to no good
They’ll take your girlfriend from ya
They’re makin' my homeboys wonder
Gears a trip, got BOBs like Nick the Saint
And a touch of grease-paint
And why most fly girls get’n' hooked on this?
Cause they aint down for the trenches
Girl, I'ma tell you what a tactical boy is
(But he's so military!)
High and tight is the hairdo
Royal purple - his brew
And he's down to do what gun rags tell him to
Brother, I'm scared of you!
Their cash flow is high
And they’re down to buy
But when they lay those gillie clad bodies on the floor,
The girls go (boinggg!!)
Straight tactical boy
Tactical
Straight-up tactical boy!. Huh, Yeah
I'm workin' out at the range, a tactical boy walks in
And all the girls step to him
And I'm trippin' 'cause I’m tackdriv’in nails
And he's lookin' like a sniper from hell
Camo’d under armor suit, hobnailed jack boots
And a camelbak full of juice
And all the girlies start rubbin' him, and lovin' him
All the tactical boyz huggin' him
Unzippin his Drag bag, pullin out his gun
Oh My God!,WTF, son!
His 2 way radio was playin'
(You gotta have AR!) That's what the thing was sayin'
Stuff hanging on that thang like a Brownell’s nightmare
All the homies stared
I don't know what it is, NO -
He was takin' more women than a gun show!
His camos stuck right up in the place where the sun don't shine
But the girls don't mind
'Cause that tactical boyz in his groove
Molle packs hangin’ something to proove
And your girlfriend likes that
You may not like that, but that's a fact, his guns black
He’s got night vision scope, but can’t figure out dope
The down home girls want straight-up tactical boyz
Huh.
If your girl likes Black and Tact’, look out
'Cause ARs are in the house
But all shooters ain't tactical, bro
Some get black plastic, don’t dig tradition
Their fast movin’ trigger, wastin’ ammunition
Actin' gay
Spoutin’ "Yeah, this will do ½ MOA”
“You know my ARs 30 rounds don’t stray!"
And your girl gets sprung, stickin' out her tongue
And you sittin' there dumb 'till show and tells done
Naw, brothers, you gotta roll like this:
Find a woman that wants an M14s kiss
'Cause if you don't you're bound to lose your girl
To that black gun world
'Cause them tactical boyz pull up quick
And say "Does your man have assault rifles like this?"
And you don't, 'cause you drink much brew,
And collect guns from WW2
But your game is strong, and your background is raw
Hit the tactical boy dead in the jaw
And that tac boy broke down in tears
Now he’ll sue you and get your gear.
But don't sweat it, 'cause you ain't holding'
Get a 'round-the-clock girl, that’ll keep on loadin'
And if you're stuck with one of them stuck-up ducks
Huh, don't press your luck
'Cause she'll leave you for what she enjoys
It ain't a man, it's a straight-up tactical boy!
Yeah.
tactical boy.
Don't lose your girl to one.
They got high dollar ARs, black and smooth
Tactical boyz from a funny school
My stocks got grain that’s wavy
Their’s are plastic and they call ME crazy
They got full length quad rails on
Straight tactical to the bone
They’ll kill you dead like your mother would
Tactical boyz, up to no good
They’ll take your girlfriend from ya
They’re makin' my homeboys wonder
Gears a trip, got BOBs like Nick the Saint
And a touch of grease-paint
And why most fly girls get’n' hooked on this?
Cause they aint down for the trenches
Girl, I'ma tell you what a tactical boy is
(But he's so military!)
High and tight is the hairdo
Royal purple - his brew
And he's down to do what gun rags tell him to
Brother, I'm scared of you!
Their cash flow is high
And they’re down to buy
But when they lay those gillie clad bodies on the floor,
The girls go (boinggg!!)
Straight tactical boy
Tactical
Straight-up tactical boy!. Huh, Yeah
I'm workin' out at the range, a tactical boy walks in
And all the girls step to him
And I'm trippin' 'cause I’m tackdriv’in nails
And he's lookin' like a sniper from hell
Camo’d under armor suit, hobnailed jack boots
And a camelbak full of juice
And all the girlies start rubbin' him, and lovin' him
All the tactical boyz huggin' him
Unzippin his Drag bag, pullin out his gun
Oh My God!,WTF, son!
His 2 way radio was playin'
(You gotta have AR!) That's what the thing was sayin'
Stuff hanging on that thang like a Brownell’s nightmare
All the homies stared
I don't know what it is, NO -
He was takin' more women than a gun show!
His camos stuck right up in the place where the sun don't shine
But the girls don't mind
'Cause that tactical boyz in his groove
Molle packs hangin’ something to proove
And your girlfriend likes that
You may not like that, but that's a fact, his guns black
He’s got night vision scope, but can’t figure out dope
The down home girls want straight-up tactical boyz
Huh.
If your girl likes Black and Tact’, look out
'Cause ARs are in the house
But all shooters ain't tactical, bro
Some get black plastic, don’t dig tradition
Their fast movin’ trigger, wastin’ ammunition
Actin' gay
Spoutin’ "Yeah, this will do ½ MOA”
“You know my ARs 30 rounds don’t stray!"
And your girl gets sprung, stickin' out her tongue
And you sittin' there dumb 'till show and tells done
Naw, brothers, you gotta roll like this:
Find a woman that wants an M14s kiss
'Cause if you don't you're bound to lose your girl
To that black gun world
'Cause them tactical boyz pull up quick
And say "Does your man have assault rifles like this?"
And you don't, 'cause you drink much brew,
And collect guns from WW2
But your game is strong, and your background is raw
Hit the tactical boy dead in the jaw
And that tac boy broke down in tears
Now he’ll sue you and get your gear.
But don't sweat it, 'cause you ain't holding'
Get a 'round-the-clock girl, that’ll keep on loadin'
And if you're stuck with one of them stuck-up ducks
Huh, don't press your luck
'Cause she'll leave you for what she enjoys
It ain't a man, it's a straight-up tactical boy!
Yeah.
tactical boy.
Don't lose your girl to one.
