Tell a joke

[IndyDave1776]

A man walks into a bar after work one day and sees the news on the television featuring Obama speaking. He looks up at it and says, "That a**hole!" A large, mean-looking man gets up from the bar, turns, looks him in the eye and says, "Buddy, you better watch your mouth!"

"Why, are you an Obama supporter?"

"NO! I'm an a**hole!"

 

[fullauto 45]

I was visiting with my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, she said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.

 

[MadBomber]

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