Texan has Census form returned to him

[Bunnykid68]

Texan has his census form returned...

They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?" I put:
Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, foreign aid first before Americans, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of f--king Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a President!

Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

 

[Kase]

Hahaha This man deserves a medal!

 

[RockofStrength]

Texan has his census form returned...

They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?" I put:
Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, foreign aid first before Americans, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of f--king Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a President!

Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

It has come to our attention that there are far more than 80,000 people in our Texas penal establishments, that it is in fact 3/4 of Mexico, and you forgot to mention the Supreme Court Justices. Kindly correct these errors and resubmit, thank you for your time.

 

[rdbs505]

Awesome, only in TX.