Theft at INGO event ~or~ Where is Jedi's Coffee Can?

[melensdad]

Somehow Jedi's coffee can turned up missing from the recent Winamac NWI INGO Meet & Shoot.

Using some fighting words, Jedi accuses me of criminal conversion

Here you can see the 2 thieves that stole my brass and coffee can! The Jamaican with his sunglasses and beard and his side-kick in the red shirt. We need to get a wanted poster up for these two. They are armed and dangerous!

Now I'm not admitting to anything

But with all these mean spirited words being thrown around I do have to wonder if Jedi will ever see his coffee can.


Now there are rumors, that when turned loose and removed from the domineering control of his keeper, the little can went out on his own and decided to live the wild life that he never experienced at home:

After trying a little of the devils weed, the rumor is that his little can got down with his homies and may have even entered into some sort of exotic sexual rituals that shall be unspoken here:

Apparently partying a little to hard

So after a couple nights parting with Bacchus and enjoying the debauchery of excess a little too much do you think its possible that his can decided to end it all

 

[RoyalTenenbaum]

I don't know the context, but this is funny as hell.

 

[geronimojoe85]

 

[geronimojoe85]

You know at the last M&S Jedi GAVE me a coffee can, all you had to do was ask.

 

[jedi]

I don't know the context, but this is funny as hell.

The back story can be found here:
https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...et_and_shoot_22_oct_2011_a-4.html#post2272608

that coffee can is a back stabbing so-called friend! I saved that can from being tossed into the trash at work like a cheap used plastic container. I gave it a home, cleaned it, and put it with the rest of his kind (other cans) and this is how it repays me!

 

[melensdad]

If there is no bathroom in your garage there is an option.

IS THIS WRONG?

 

[melensdad]

This is my dog. She weighs just under 100 pounds. Her poop is rather large. I'm not really sure what she ate last night, but it didn't agree with her. Apparently she is in some sort of stomach distress.

Fortunately Jedi's Can was up to the clean-up task

Is THAT wrong too?

 

[jedi]

 

[melensdad]

Hey Jedi, what is your address, I'd like to return your can now

 

[jedi]

Hey Jedi, what is your address, I'd like to return your can now

 

[melensdad]

Just in case you change your mind . . . LINKY => WTS: "Jedi Multi/Survival Tool" made by INGO's own JEDIAGH - INGunOwners

 

[jedi]

Just in case you change your mind . . . LINKY => WTS: "Jedi Multi/Survival Tool" made by INGO's own JEDIAGH - INGunOwners

Let me know if it sells. I have at least 8 more of those! BTW I'm gonna have to request royalty payments if it sells.

 

[melensdad]

Let me know if it sells. I have at least 8 more of those! BTW I'm gonna have to request royalty payments if it sells.

My daughter just pulled into the driveway. Seems she found a new use for the Can.

BLOODY ROADKILL CLEAN-UP

Seems the flexible top lip of the can conforms to the ground under a little bit of pressure to make for a great scoop and since the sides of the can have handles its easy to grasp, press against the ground, and scoop up tonights dinner!

 

[GREEN607]

My daughter just pulled into the driveway. Seems she found a new use for the Can.

BLOODY ROADKILL CLEAN-UP

Seems the flexible top lip of the can conforms to the ground under a little bit of pressure to make for a great scoop and since the sides of the can have handles its easy to grasp, press against the ground, and scoop up tonights dinner!

Aaah! That's how you can make amends for "borrowing" Jedi's can. Send him dinner.......

 

[jedi]

Aaah! That's how you can make amends for "borrowing" Jedi's can. Send him dinner.......

oh that is sssssooooo wrong! That won't even make a mini-taco.

 

[esrice]

WIN!

 

[melensdad]

oh that is sssssooooo wrong! That won't even make a mini-taco.

Sure it will . . . if you include the pelt

 

[Andy219]

LOL...