W.H.O.: Cell Phones A Big Cancer Risk

[mrjarrell]

Wow, like we haven't heard this nonsense before. Guess they have to have something to do now that smallpox has been eradicated. Guess they've conquered ebola, malaria and HIV, too. Well, I'm off to get rid of my cell phone, now. Guess We'll have to put a landline back in to satisfy them. And here I was looking forward to getting an iPhone 5.

World Health Organization: Cell phones as big a cancer risk as "lead, engine exhaust, and chloroform"

 

[Cru]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V94shlqPlSI[/ame]

 

[RockofStrength]

Other names for the report included: "We're totally still relevant, guys, keep on funding us! Like, Seriously!! We Are Definitely Vital Research!!!!one!1!"

 

[rambone]

In all seriousness, I try not to have long conversations on my cell phone if I can help it.

But all the same, the WHO can drop off a cliff.

 

[indykid]

Well considering they used to ban everything that even remotely caused cancer, like feeding rats the equivalent to 500 can of diet soda to get the amount of saccharine needed to cause the cancer and saying it was the saccharine and not the amount per minute that caused the cancer, I can't wait to see them try to ban cell phones based on this latest voodoo science!

 

[ihateiraq]

chloroform causes cancer? ****.

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

The team found enough evidence to categorize personal exposure as "possibly carcinogenic to humans" . . .

...there are no long-range studies that offer irrefutable proof that there is a link between cell phone use and cancer...

 

[mrjarrell]

chloroform causes cancer? ****.

Guess I'll have to switch to ether for my abductions, in the future.

 

[revsaxon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V94shlqPlSI

Mythbusters proved this is fake.

 

[Zephri]

I think they forgot about all that other RF radiation of all wavelengths bouncing around out there.

 

[ihateiraq]

Guess I'll have to switch to ether for my abductions, in the future.

indeed.

 

[mrjarrell]

And, abracadabra, pasta fazool, there's no great risk of cancer from cell phones, (like we were really worried about that anyway). Even heavy users have no greater risk of cancer. Way to go W.H.O.!

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