Wow, missed this one....
Real men don't drive BMW's. Real men drive AMC Pacers (if they can find them). Real men can find them. Real men don't use GPS. Real men drive around in circles then go home and kick the dog. Reel men make movies or catch fish. Real men don't wear helmets. Real men get concussions and don't whine about them. Real men have double vision even when they are sober. Real men don't do the universal choke sign when they get food stuck in their throats. They quietly slip beneath the table and die with dignity w/o making a scene. Real men don't go to the emergency room. Real men don't get stitches, they bleed everywhere looking for duct tape, even in the freezer looking for an ice pack. Real m3n don't use ice packs, they use frozen peas. Real men say "I was great wasn't I baby!" the next morning when they are not sure. Real women don't tell them the truth.
Real men don't have 10K posts on this forum. Real men spend some time outside abusing dandelions and killing things (small things). Real men help their daughter during Prom week when their wife is out of town. Real men don't know what a buttonier or corsage looks like and think fitting means saying the right thing. Real men can't spell boutonniere and never use the word posy or nosegay. Real men don't understand why you can rent a tux, but you have to buy the dress. I could go on, but real men don't do that. Real men need their wife to come home real soon.......and they probably don't rant...
AND, lastly, real men don't (fify) need rear sights.
What the hell provoked this? Have something against DB?